Video: Van Jones does his crackhead impression, offers deep thoughts about Columbine

Two goodies from Breitbart to cleanse the palate in case you haven’t seen them already on Drudge. Fun fact about our “green jobs” czar: Like everyone else, he can’t define what a “green job” is. Between that and his nuanced approach to signing documents before carefully reading them, he’s exactly the guy we want to be in charge of $30 billion of stimulus money.

The first clip is the more cartoonish of the two but I prefer the second, just because it captures a moment of vintage leftist faux profundity. Try to imagine, say, Mike Huckabee expounding on how suburban white kids shoot up schools because they’re not getting enough love, and how it’s incumbent upon us to think more deeply about evil.

Van Jones is another 'rubber brother' who suffers from 'black guilt.' Barack Obama, Professors Henry Louis Gates, Michael Eric Dyson, Cornel West, Marc Lamont Hill and other privileged liberal blacks with Ivy League degrees also suffer from 'black guilt,' and never felt 'black enough.' They were never accepted, never 'hood,' and these 'white acting black men' use racism to advance their radical agendas and even seek social injustices that don't even exist. It's a con job and self loathing people like Van Jones are perfect examples of 'black guilt syndrome.' Give us a break. They're nothing but sellouts and idiots.

Just curious, is Van Jones gay? He has a lisp, he came from San Francisco and is a radical liberal. We don't want to stereotype, but he does seem qualified and feminine. Anyone know?