'SCORNED' ARIANNA HUFFINGTON: FOX VIEWERS USE 'LIZARD BRAINS' TO ABSORB BECK'S PARANOID STATEMENTS

Well, at least her English is getting a little bit better. She's only been here for like 30 years. Arianna Huffington claims to be a former 'right-winger,' but when tragedy hit Arianna, she suddenly became a left-winger. That's just what some liberals do..

That tragedy happened when she divorced her second husband, the CEO of an 'evil' oil company. He also happened to be a friend of Republican George W. Bush. She came home one day and found out that her hubby had been poking another man in the pooper, which is not only gross, but tragic considering what poor Arianna must of went through.

So what do scorned women like Arianna do? They file for divorce (unless you're Hillary) keep the husbands name and become very angry, bitter liberals who hate men, especially 'right-wing' men. They hangout with sissies like Al Franken and Bill Maher and buy into their ideology like the Global Warming scam, wealth redistribution and big government

Yes, that's Arianna in a NUTshell. She then used the money from her divorce settlement to start a propaganda website. Revenge? We think so...

Maybe the same thing happened to Keith..