Monday, November 22, 2010

MORE WASTED $$: Michelle Obama Promoting ‘Salad Bars’ in Public Schools…

This useless idiot loves to waste taxpayers money…

A White House official says Michelle Obama will announce details of a plan to put 6,000 salad bars in public school lunchrooms within the next three years.

Mrs. Obama was expected to make the announcement Monday at Riverside Elementary School in Miami.

The National Fruit and Vegetable Alliance, United Fresh Produce Association Foundation and Food, Family, Farming (F3) Foundation are joining to support Mrs. Obama’s campaign against childhood obesity.

The first lady has made boosting fruit and vegetable consumption a major goal of her effort to get people to eat better.


  1. AH, the privy, the water flushed bowl and seat used for defecation and urination has recently been enlarged for the first time in the White House's history, to accommodate Michelle's ever expanding flushy rump---

    Now, if she would just practice what she preaches and ate a few more salads herself, the need for any further toilet enlargements would be diminished----

  2. Obama's daughtersWed Nov 24, 09:19:00 AM PST

    Daddy, why do we have to eat so many salad's when Mommy eats double cheeseburgers, every flavor of ice cream ever invented, globs of chocolate and mountains of cheese delicacies daily.

    That's a good question, you better ask mommy, I'm still looking for an ass to kick---


  3. I've seen what Michelle eat'sWed Nov 24, 11:19:00 AM PST

    As the White House cooking chef's looked on in amazement Michelle sipped on sarasparilla and dined on chicken fricassee. Michelle bellowed out for any one in ear shot to hear, that the reason she smothers her hamburger's in so much ketchup is because she uses it as a medicinal cure.

    The impresario of salad dining and calorie producing value in food need not apply to the same rules the government is requiring schools to adhere to.

    You see the reason Michelle eats prodigious amounts of food is because, as she claims, "I use food to cure disease and relieve pain."


  4. Michelle (mad as hell) ObamaWed Nov 24, 12:57:00 PM PST

    I take umbrage with this site, especially Russell G., who with your blithe equal-opportunity malice lampoon the whole universe of progressive types.

    I stand on the sacred ground of Goethe, Byron, Dante and Milton. I propose building the perfect society on the scaffolding of golden sentences, achieved through the moral value of discipline, scholarship and retoric, even as I rebel aganist all Capitalist orthodoxies.

    Radical innovation will insure that site's like this and voices like your's Russell G. are silenced permanently.

    Russell G.

  5. The Household staff--including the chef'sWed Nov 24, 09:26:00 PM PST

    We witnessed it all, and we testify to it's truth.

    The First Lady has the appetite of a crocodile, the stomach of a cellar, and the digestion of a quartz mill---Michelle devour's anything and everything she could get her hands on, shoveling into her person fiendish combinations of fresh pork, lemon pie, boiled cabbage, ice cream, lots, green apples, pickled tripe, raw turnips and washing the whole cargo down with freshets of coffee, lots, tea, brandy, lots, whisky---

    Michelle would whoop like a Pawnee and swore like a demon if her food was not served on time--

    It sure would please us if Michelle would partake of a few more salads, just like she is advocating the school children to eat----


  6. Happy ThanksgivingThu Nov 25, 07:40:00 AM PST

    Go ahead, ++Big Hips++ said it's okay to eat pie for Thanksgiving---

    The Dietary Polituro will never pass up the chance to make her caboose more rotund. For Michelle everyday is Thanksgiving---

    Russ G.

  7. Salads and Michelle Obama will never marry.