Saturday, October 31, 2009



The recent election of Danielle Smith as leader of the Wildrose Alliance reminded me that among the many things I love about the libertarian/right wing are the women.

Could be our slogan: Come for the culture war ... stay for the chicks.

Right-wing women rock.

Not for us the sturdy, honest calves of the New Democrat/Green Party female, honed on eco-tourist rainforest hikes.

Those legs are often on unfortunate display, extending from a knee-length tweed skirt as hairy as the legs themselves, and end in a pair of Birkenstocks.

I have yet to see a pair of Birkenstock women's shoes that didn't look like part of the required uniform for police SWAT teams. Sensible shoes are one thing ... quite another to don a pair that look like they're meant for rappelling down the sides of buildings with a Heckler & Koch sniper rifle slung over your shoulder.

The primary reason our womenfolk are at war with the looming spectre of the nanny state is because you can't buy Jimmy Choos in a socialist paradise.

The only sensible footwear you'll find in a right-wing woman's closet are the Nike cross-trainers that go with her gym membership.

Everything else has a three-inch heel. Minimum.

Left-wing drabs recycle. Right-wing women shop -- and the government measures how much they shop every month to find out whether we're still in a recession. Basically, the world economy depends on right-wing women buying shoes.

You never hear a right-wing woman break out statistics pointing out that only 25% of elected offices in Canada are held by women, and then whining about it.

No. A right-wing woman wants to get elected, she runs for office.

If she wins, great. If she loses ... well, there's always more shoe shopping.

Left-wing women burn enormous quantities of fossil fuels to drive across the city to a farmer's market to purchase virtually the same carrot you can get at the neighbourhood Sobey's a couple of blocks from your house for half the price, all in the name of making the environment happy.

A right-wing woman hits the gym, swings past Sobey's and has dinner on the table by the time you get home ... while her left-wing counterpart is still stuck in traffic listening to Sarah McLachlan on her iPod and feeling morally superior about her carrot choices.

And when that plate of food is put in front of you by the right-wing hottie you had the good sense to marry, it will be 100% tofu-free. If you're lucky, she just remembered to buy steak and forgot about the carrot entirely. READ MORE...

Yuck. No wonder they're so miserable, angry and stupid.


  1. "Right-wing women rock."

    And they'll stab you in the back for a quarter. And eat their children before they'll part with their money. And they Love their children.

    That's why their daughters grow up to be those cute women cheering for Obama.

  2. sounds like we have a jealous fat liberal broad here, or a faggot girly man libb who can't get a hot girl. which one is it? the only 'cute' women that grow up cheering for Obama are the under 24 yr old brainwashed college bimbos or the ones so addicted to MTV they're too stupid to realize that 57% of people their age can't find a job under 'that guy they cheer for.' Hmm, they say it takes a woman until she's 29 to realize she's a conservative. Most anyway. I call them weakminded and airheaded. As for stabbing in the back for a quarter, I believe you need to make a trip to the projects of Detroit for that and I seriouslly doubt you will see hot conservatives roaming there. You're retarded.