Friday, April 9, 2010

IDIOT: Bruce Springsteen: The classiest celebrity cheater. Thanks, Boss, for putting the romance (and politics) back into tabloid scandal..

'Yea, Bruce Springsteen's an idiot.' How DUMB he must feel now knowing that Barack Obama is a total FAILURE, a CORRUPT Chicago politician and a compulsive liar? Pretty dumb huh? Obama has screwed up healthcare, added trillions the the debt and RAISED unemployment while making us the laughing stock of the world from India and China to Iran, N. Korea and Russia. Obama has weakened our nation and divided Americans even more with the help of other democrats in congress. 'Bruce, you are a disgrace and an embarrassment to New Jersey.'

Bruce Springsteen: The classiest celebrity cheater

It is a testament to the tawdry depths of recent celebrity scandals that I found myself strangely pleased this weekend to read about allegations that Bruce Springsteen, the celebrity for whom I feel the most regard, cheated on his wife Patti Scialfa, whom I also admire.

Yet, there I was, shaking my head with relief and amusement as I flipped through "Swing Steen," the New York Post's ingeniously headlined tale of Springsteen's reported dalliance five years ago with a woman from his hometown. I grinned as I read the story, not just because of the ample Boss puns ("Springsteen's 'Human Touch' made her melt;" "[T]he Jersey girl got lost in a ‘Tunnel of Love'"), but because after a year of John Edwards, Tiger Woods and Jesse James, even after the none-of-our-business-but-nonetheless-dispiriting splits of Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins and Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes, the Springsteen infidelity feels like a clean mineral rain washing away months of grimy revelations.

When rumors about the 60-year-old musician and a married 45-year-old housewife from Red Bank, N.J., were first reported more than a year ago, I was saddened READ MORE...

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